VillainPact 2007-10-23 19:09:20

A giant penis with a built in pump.

karlu20 2007-10-27 00:29:22

well not goin trick or treatin or dressin up for school this yr (i havent dressed up for 2 yrs @ all) but... i found a costume online thats really scary... uhh yea... and anyways im gonna be that and well... yeaaa background story required to explain: near my house theres a dead end, a few blocks away, it atracts huge amounts of trick or treaters, like 17 yr olds + even, my mom - shes 40 sumfin almost 50 - is scared of it - they have guys with chainsaws (no blade duh) running around chasing kids, a real, crashed car, fake blood, and tons of other stuff i cant begin to name, every year they add something new (theyre like super rich and its their tradition to do the house really good so... yea) anyways they give the best goodie bag but be warned if they ask u if u want any more candy say no - for theyll lift the tray and below it will be this guy whose job i pity (he gets stuck under the table on his knees with a table cloth around him... and the tray over his head... u get the idea) anyways yeaaaa scary place not many little kids trick or treat around there and the entire area is so crowded that for blocks theres a mob of ppl surrounding it, anyways umm so i figured i want my house to be a little scary, sure im 15 and since im only 15 im relatively dirt poor... soooo i cant expect it to be that good but anyways i decided id dress up as this scarecrow (not a normal 1 - it really looks like a possessed-axe murderer-scarecrow) but anyways it also looks like it isnt a real person, so id sit there with the candy on my lap pretending to not be real with a sign that said "please take one" now a lot of my neighbors do that, and the candys gone within the first few people, but as soon as the poor little trick or treaters get near me... mwhahaha i just have to remember not to laugh when i scare them or ill ruin the spookiness of the moment ^.^ i should probably wait on the bottom porch to do it tho... if they get too scared theyll jump back n fall down the steps... lol thatd suck but anyways hurray for axe-murderer-scarecrow-things! lol just so long as they dont come anywhere near me, oh and ima get some fake blood too, put some on the costume for good measure ;) heh i dunno if any lil kids would come near me if i wear that, even if i dont move and their parents were with them... kinda feel bad cause im sorta friends with these 2 girls, theyre 10 and 8 and theyre sisters... anyways i havent told anyone except my parents what ima be... and i made them swear not to tell... lol oh well its halloween so im justified... on the other hand the other day the younger 1 just got through telling me how scared she was of that big house (which btw has its own website for halloween, idk the url tho) but alls fair in love and war *cough* or in halloween... right?

karlu20 2007-10-27 00:56:34

*yawn* almost 1am... so sleepy...